Nov 11, 2009
existentializzy: Dear Santa, you know what to do. Thanks.

existentializzy:

Dear Santa, you know what to do. Thanks.

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Nov 7, 2009

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"I intend to wear the most magnificent pair of trousers ever to issue forth from the delicate hands of Messrs Snibcock and Turkey, Couturiers to the Very Wealthy and the Extremely Fat."

Prince George, Nob and Nobility

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"If word gets out that I’m missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn’t want them on my conscience - not when they ought to be on my face!"

Flashheart, Private Plane

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"You are last in God’s great chain. Unless there’s an earwig around here you’d like to victimise."

Blackadder to Baldrick, Nob and Nobility

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"You ride a horse rather less well than another horse would. Your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly and the part of you that can’t be mentioned, I am reliably informed by women around the Court, wouldn’t be worth mentioning even if it could be."

Blackadder to Lord Percy, The Black Seal

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